I COULD PROBABLY MOVE MOUNTAINS WITH THE AMOUNT OF SEXUAL FRUSTRATION I HAVE BUILT UP.

like I went to a Cinco de Mayo party over the weekend and ended up hooking up with this really cute guy, and just as things were about to start getting intimate I HAD TO STOP HIM AND TELL HIM I WAS ON MY FUCKING PERIOD. 

I GO LIKE MONTHS WITHOUT ANY ACTION OR ATTENTION AT ALL AND THEN WHEN I GET THE OPPORTUNITY I AM UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING

just my fucking life omg